"Frozen" with Madonna

The best piece of tabloid news this week is certainly:

"That’s why I keep my mother and father in the fridge!"

That article really has it all.
It’s bizarre: He actually has his both parents frozen in the basement.
It’s tragic: They want to take his frozen parents away from him.
It’s kind-a-cute: He doesn’t believe in this freezing-technique, but he celebrates the will of his dead parents
It’s religious: He’s made a cross on the door to the basement, since he wanted "some kind of spirituality" in the room (even though he didn’t know if his parents where Christians) (probably not by the way…I don’t think God would have liked them frozen)
It’s fun: There actually is a town called Nederland in Denver, Colorado which already has a frozen dead guy and therefore celebrates "Frozen Dead Guy Day" every year
It’s enlightening from a customer perspective: It costs 900 000 to freeze your whole body when you die – half the prize for just the head.

Keep readin’.
Tomorrow’s a new day and a new song.

Song of Today: "Frozen" with Madonna